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Have You Ever Heard A Good Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I have heard nothing from my friends at The Family Guy. Yeah, I heard that they got picked up again and all that good stuff, but I haven't heard anything yet. But, you know, I'm very elusive and hard to contact.
Patrick Warburton
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
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I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs
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I heard he sang a good song. I heard he had a style.
Roberta Flack
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I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it.
Carrie Underwood
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard before from Albert Einstein. It was that the greatest danger to the world is not the bad people but it's the good people who don't speak out.
Hamilton Jordan
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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