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He Thought He Was A Wit And He Was Half Right Quotes & Sayings
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
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I never walked the streets of New York hoping to be a musical comedy star. For one thing, they would have thought I was too tall, because l was five feet eight and a half, and they were all little bitty things running around in the studio at that time.
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If you think of this world as a place intended simply for our happiness, you find it quite intolerable: think of it as a place for correction and it's not so bad. Imagine a set of people all living in the same building. Half of them think it is a hotel, the other half think it is a prison. Those who think it a hotel might regard it as quite intolerable, and those who thought it was a prison might decide that it was really surprisingly comfortable. So that what seems the ugly doctrine is one that comforts and strengthens you in the end. The people who try to hold an optimistic view of this world would become pessimists: the people who hold a pretty stern view of it become optimistic
CS Lewis
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One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.
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Memory is the friend of wit, but the treacherous ally of invention; there are many books that owe their success to two things; good memory of those who write them, and the bad memory of those who read them
Charles Caleb Colton
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The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
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Do You Love This Shit? Are You High Right Now? Do You Ever Get Nervous? Are You Single? I Heard You fu..ed Your Girl Is It True? You Getting Money? You Think Them ni...z You Wit Is Wit You? And I Say Hell Yea.... Hell Yea, Hell Yea.... fu..ing Right, fu..ing Right Alright......
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"If you think of this world as a place intended simply for our happiness, you find it quite intolerable: think of it as a place for correction and it's not so bad. Imagine a set of people all living in the same building. Half of them think it is a hotel, the other half think it is a prison. Those who think it a hotel might regard it as quite intolerable, and those who thought it was a prison might decide that it was really surprisingly comfortable. So that what seems the ugly doctrine is one that comforts and strengthens you in the end. The people who try to hold an optimistic view of this world would become pessimists: the people who hold a pretty stern view of it become optimistic"
CS Lewis
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"If you think of this world as a place intended simply for our happiness, you find it quite intolerable: think of it as a place for correction and it's not so bad. Imagine a set of people all living in the same building. Half of them think it is a hotel, the other half think it is a prison. Those who think it a hotel might regard it as quite intolerable, and those who thought it was a prison might decide that it was really surprisingly comfortable. So that what seems the ugly doctrine is one that comforts and strengthens you in the end. The people who try to hold an optimistic view of this world would become pessimists: the people who hold a pretty stern view of it become optimistic"
CS Lewis
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The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle. Let's think about what's the whole battle.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed.
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Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art.
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Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
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I spend half my time just living my life, and the other half analyzing it.
David Schwimmer
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Don't give up at half time. Concentrate on winning the second half.
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My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals.
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Television? The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it.
C P Scott
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