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Horny Funny To Men Quotes & Sayings
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
Daniel Ellis
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
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I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
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On the low, I'mma talk that jazz. Jungle fever for the night. Horny or white, that's Anglo-Sax.
Wale
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
Hussein Nishah
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There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.
Maxwell Anderson
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