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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
Doug Coupland
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A half a million dollars worth of crack money. Wrap your parents up, now you got a black mommy.
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
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I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
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The only tantrum I have ever thrown was when I watched an annoying girl doing a Barbie commercial on TV, and I screamed Mommy, I can do that better!
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Most of the time, I grill over high heat. I like things to move fast. I like the sound and smell of a very hot fire. I gravitate towards dishes that you can get on and off the grill as quickly as possible. After a while, you'll know without thinking about it how hot the fire is.
Bobby Flay
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman
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I'm in at Hot Wheel and I'm driving real fast and I'm smashing on the gas, I'm tryna do the dash. Hot Wheel...got 200 on the dash.
TI
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Mi waan one a dem hot gal deh. Inna dem hot hair style deh.
Mad Cobra
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
Unknown
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We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot.
Tom Sharpe
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Man made to suffer and woman to feel pain. Dey .... mi mommy mi sister I say oh what a shame.
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I really want my mom to find a nice older man but I don't trust these fu..ers I'm over protective of my mommy.
Amber Rose
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
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Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy
Mama Jones
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
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There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
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I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
Gene Simmons
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Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
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