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Humorous Graduation Cards Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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May all troubles of your life vanish, all sorrows come to a happy end and you achieve everything that you wanted! Wish you a very Happy New Year.
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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Yeah, yeah, we bring the stars out We bring the women and the cars and the cards out. Let's have a toast, a celebration, get a glass out and we can do this until we pass out.
Tinie Tempah
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life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billing
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Happy New Year to you. I wish every day brings to you pleasant surprises and every night brings to you a peaceful sleep. Enjoy!
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The bizarre world of cards [is] a world of pure power politics where rewards and punishments [are] meted out immediately.
Ely Culbertson
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They're pushing credit cards. They don't take Visa, but they do take American Express, or they don't take this one, but they take that one, or you'd better bring this one, or if you forget who you are, look on your credit card; it will be there.
Bill Janklow
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The truth is, I don't really like to think about college. Cause that means high school's over. After graduation, everyone will probably go play basketball. Or sing or start record labels, -and I'll have to start all over. Alone. I'm sure I'll be fine. But like I said, I don't like to think about it.
Brooke Davis
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Back in fifth grade, I was obsessed with Pokemon cards and Beanie Babies! My family and I would be online 4 am in the morning, just to get a new shipment of beanie babies.
Vanessa Hudgens
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Just as I predicted, today Obama called for even more tax increases. The Republicans played right into his hands and blew their cards.
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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
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We must carefully consider card security solutions, such as adding photographs or machine-readable electronic strips, so to prevent further breaches of individual privacy that could result from changes to the design of Social Security Cards.
Ron Lewis
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Credit card companies pay college students generously to stand outside dining halls, dorms, and academic buildings and encourage their fellow students to apply for credits cards.
Louise Slaughter
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Because as tough as things have been, I am convinced you are tougher. Ive seen your passion and Ive seen your service...Ive seen a generation eager...impatient even, to step into the rushing waters of history and change its course.
Barack Obama
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Several times we were stranded in strange places without any money and with our credit cards cancelled - trapped in a hotel that we couldn't check out of because we had no money to check out.
Renny Harlin
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