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Humorous Moms Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Moms" sorted by relevance. 282 matching entries found.
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Go ham, like Abraham reading all the signs. Oh yeah, and dont forget to call your moms.
Mac Miller
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Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face.
George Eliot
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Still trying to out run Earl. Now trying to leave NYC before it hits. Very moving experience with the Teen Moms yesterday.
Dr Drew
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Look man, you wanna see me locked up, shot up. Moms crotched up over the casket, screaming BASTARD.
Christopher Wallace
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer
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You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Homer Simpson
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When I did start writing books, I didn't realize it, but the girls that grew up watching the show became moms.
Lisa Whelchel
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Mothers nourish, so their young can flourish.
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Every black kid knows about that voice they moms make when they are on the phone with important people...be trying sound white and so proper.
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I hope this will help new moms not feel alone or desperate, and that there is no shame in their feelings. PPD is out of their control, but the treatment and healing process is not.
Brooke Shields
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Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Ann Coulter
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One of the oddities about being Judy Garland's daughter was that everyone treated my mother with such awe that they would never have asked me the normal questions kids get about their moms.
Lorna Luft
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
David Riesman
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
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The saga begins. I'm a reflection of the drama within the ghetto I live in, ni...s. Moms on crack, Pops just disappeared the first time you get locked up who really cares?
Cormega
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I don't know that I have any role models now that are fixed. Definitely my mom - she's the coolest. She's worked really hard her whole life and I just think she's got a great attitude. Moms just know so much it's so silly.
Larisa Oleynik
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My moms gone, that fu..in broad will never understand me Im not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin (What you think of Hayley Williams?) fu.. her, Wolf Haley robbin em.
Tyler The Creator
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I miss being little...Falling asleep on the sofa and being transported to your bed...Now my moms like get the hell up and go to your room.
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I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
Toby Young
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