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I Funny James Patterson Quotes & Sayings
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Solitude sharpens awareness of small pleasures otherwise lost.
Kevin Patterson
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For if you train hard and responsibly your confidence surges to a maximum.
Floyd Patterson
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If you see a bandwagon, its too late.
James Goldsmith
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Here, we tell the story: why the people came here, what they did when they got here, going back to the Native Americans and coming all the way forward.
Robert Patterson
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People who live in glass houses have to answer the bell
Bruce Patterson
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If we as a society are willing to have a preference for organic food, the farmer can pass on the savings.
Robert Patterson
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
James Thurber
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She said I did good and I think she was happy with what I did. She just wants me to get my higher Start Value vault, which I'll be competing at Trials and, hopefully, the Olympics.
Carly Patterson
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I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac, but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world, which is significantly slower.
Robert Patterson
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Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
James Lipton
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
James Goldsmith
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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The work of Henry James has always seemed divisible by a simple dynastic arrangement into three reigns: James I, James II, and the Old Pretender.
Philip Guedalla
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In an organic system you don't waste anything. We need to educate the consumer to accept a tiny blemish on an orange.
Robert Patterson
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There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
James Baldwin
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
Will Ferrell
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
James Crook
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Sometimes the best goal you can set is just to get out of bed every day. If you can succeed at this, then other things become possible.
Cynthia Patterson
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