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I Wear Black When I Workout Is Funeral To My Fat Quotes & Sayings
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Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's defined by it's background,whether your past is in Steel Mills, or Cotton Fields; whether you bled or cried during struggles; whether you acknowledge it or not, Black is inside. Defined by your racial background,the blood that flows deep in your veins. Black is not defined by the media, so before you ask me if I'm Black, take a look at what Black was before. Before Rap, before Hip-Hop, before Blues became Rock 'n Roll, before slave masters commanded slave ships, Before Jesus came, even before the Hebrew's hardship, Black was Black. And they didn't need the media to tell them that.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
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So you can kiss my black ass, fu.. the white house, it aint my house, So you can burn the mothafu..a down for all I care, Cause t-shirts and khakies is all I wear.
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I mean, I'm pretty good in real life, but sometimes people seem surprised that I'm like a normal teenager and wear black nail polish and I'm just a little bit more edgy than the person I play on television.
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Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack.
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Its a celebration of black excellence. Black tie, black Maybachs. Black excellence, opulence, decadence. Tuxes next to the president.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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