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If You Have To Go Through His Wallet Quotes & Sayings
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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...
Mitch Hedberg
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A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
Jay Leno
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A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.
Zoidberg
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I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
Johan Cruijff
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane
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He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
Benjamin Franklin
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I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.
Richard Pryor
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I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.
Ben Crenshaw
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Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.
Michael Crichton
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A father is a guy who has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.
Unknown
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The bigger and heav�er the wallet is, the handsomer is the man who owns it.
Unknown
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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It takes two seconds...No more fishing in your wallet or purse for credit cards.
Ryan Ross
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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
Russell Baker
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Oh age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry they're just numbers.
Unknown
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We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
George Galloway
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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
Unknown
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I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay
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