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Im Too Drunk To Tim Too Quotes & Sayings
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
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If you feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air
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Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then.
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
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I love being drunk but I just hate being hung over.
Dimebag Darrell
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When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
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You booze, you cruise, you lose.
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He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake! -Genie
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The speedway ends at the cemetery.
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I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams
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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More
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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Charlie Chaplin
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Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions.
Unknown
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
Jersey Shore
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When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney
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I hate taking care of drunk people.
Unknown
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