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Jack Handy Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live).
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. Uh-oh, he thought. This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.
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Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you're here! Just popped in to make sure that you have a blast on your birthday. Happy Birthday.
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On your Birthday, my dear sister, I wish I can go back in time and slap myself every time I hurt you. I Wish you a very Happy Birthday. May god pour all his love and warmth on you.
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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All of us are joining in to say, that may the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you.
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Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
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Have an amazing birthday. It only comes one day a year so do something to make it memorable! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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65 Rocks!!! You get better with every turn. Keep calm you're SIXTY FIVE only. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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May this birthday be different from the rest of your birthdays in every good way. May all your fantasies come true. Have a lovely birthday.
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On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy Birthday!
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Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Thank you for understanding and trusting me so much. But most of all thank you for standing by my side and believing, I was right even when everybody thought otherwise. Happy Birthday to you. I wish the best of best comes to you.
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I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to enough compared to the present that you are to me. I love you my dearest sister. Have a rocking birthday. I promise to help you do that.
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May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth.
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