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Jack Handy Walk Quotes & Sayings
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On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.
Kesha
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Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Drake
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I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
Phil Hartman
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After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jack's Car, but that didn't last.
Jack Irons
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Nature was my kindergarten.
William Christopher Handy
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An outsider's point of view is always handy.
Pat Oliphant
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Saving was slow and painful.
William Christopher Handy
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YAH! Walk with me, walk with me, walk with me, walk with me.
Dot Dot Curve
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Some people just talk through Life. They talk, talk, talk and Life is over. Some people walk through Life. They walk, walk, walk and arrive at their Destination.
Unknown
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A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
E B White
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When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.
Stanislaw Lec
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to get a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill went into a nod and did the loose booty.
Funkadelic
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I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.
Andy Partridge
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The blues - the sound of a sinner on revival day.
William Christopher Handy
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With a guitar I would be able to express the things I felt in sounds.
William Christopher Handy
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I knew the whistle of each of the river boats on the Tennessee.
William Christopher Handy
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I'm pretty handy! I do a lot of things around the house, and I actually enjoy it.
Bryan Cranston
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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