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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
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If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea, on any excuse, to vote for the Democratic Party or the Republican Party (for at present machine and party are one), or for any candidate who does not stand for a new era, then you yourself pass into the slide of the magic-lantern; you are an exhibit, a quaint product, a curiosity of the American soil. You are part of the problem.
John Jay Chapman
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Desegregation is a joke.
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
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A symphony is no joke.
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
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If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
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If you appreciate the value of life, you dont joke about death.
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