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Jokes About Botox And Be Quotes & Sayings
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Ive tried Botox, but it scares me. Plastic surgery is really scary, but as long as you dont use these things to change your face, I think its okay. If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt. Im s..y but Im not intimidating. I do have cellulite. So much of your life you spend trying to prove yourself, trying to make things happen, trying to get somewhere else. But then you get in your late 30s and 40s and realize life is pretty amazing right in front of you if you can just be present in it.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
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