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Jokes About Cold Weather Quotes & Sayings
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It is almost possible to predict one or two days in advance, within a rather broad range of probability, what the weather is going to be; it is even thought that it will not be impossible to publish daily forecasts, which would be very useful to soci.
Antoine Lavoisier
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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If the weather is good I go into the nearby wood - there I am painting a small beech forest (in the sun) with a few conifers mixed in. This takes until 8 'o clock.
Gustav Klimt
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When you repeat, in that wooden and perfunctory way, that our situation is better than others, that we're 'well-placed to weather the storm', I have to tell you that you sound like a Brezhnev-era apparatchik giving the party line.
Daniel Hannan
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it's cold outside
Gary Numan
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You're so cold.
Breaking Benjamin
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Its so cold outside, the wind is trying to get in!
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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