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Kidney Stones Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The Palestinian must stop throwing stones, and the Israelis must stop firing rockets. And in the view of the Sharm el-Sheikh summit, rockets are equal to stones.
Hassan Nasrallah
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This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
Hunter Madsen
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I get it I get it, man fu.. all that talking, take shots to the kidney.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
Jose Reyes
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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
Harry Hill
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!
Sarah Hyland
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.
Tom Robbins
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.
Henri Poincare
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
George Lopez
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
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Beauty tip: Drink at least 300 ounces of water a day. Your skin will glow! ***Spoiler Alert*** This will result in kidney failure and death.
Steve Carell
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