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Kinky Mechanic Quotes & Sayings
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
Kinky Friedman
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
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Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.
Jonathan Brandis
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman
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People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?
Neil Simon
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Girls like bad boys because they think they can 'fix them', but they're not a broken car and you're no mechanic.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
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Im just myself; what you see is what you get. I guess it could be a refreshing surprise, because people see me like, 'Ah, this chick is tough and shes probably kinky in bed and all this stuff,' and Im just like a prude sometimes.
Kat Von D
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The planter, the farmer, the mechanic, and the laborer... form the great body of the people of the United States, they are the bone and sinew of the country men who love liberty and desire nothing but equal rights and equal laws.
Andrew Jackson
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Kinky Friedman
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