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Knee Slapping Funnylapping Funnyg Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My parents kept us sheltered from this world of Hollywood. I don't have any great memories of bouncing on Cary Grant's knee or something like that.
Tony Goldwyn
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It might have been easier to retire, to say my knee couldn't handle it and let that be that. At the same time, the prospect of not being able to compete in gymnastics anymore was heartbreaking.
Shawn Johnson
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It rolls off my back. Ridicule doesn't mean anything - even from people you're supposed to wear knee pads around, like the scientific community.
Dwight Schultz
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.
Pam Brown
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I retired because I had a knee injury, my cartilage was wearing out, it was painful and I couldn't put in the four hours of practice each day that I needed to.
Guy Forget
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I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.
Terry Fox
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.
Pam Brown
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Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain but it's only a band aid til I fix it. I feel like a wrestler
Gabriel Iglesias
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To have any doubt in your body is the biggest weakness an athlete can have. There are times when I physically can't get myself to go for a skill because I'm thinking, 'My knee hurts really bad.'
Shawn Johnson
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Picture me on one knee with the perfect diamond ring. We just met, but if you say "yes" We'd have our wedding on the beach. It could happen, raise three kids, and grow old so happily.
Jason Derulo
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I took the right leg of that woman's body, from the knee to the hip took the fat off and ate it while he stared at the other girl. When I bit into it she just urinated right there.
Arthur Shawcross
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I'll stand on my own two feet, won't be brought down on one knee. I'll fight with all of my might and get these demons to flee. Hashem's rays fire blaze burn bright and I believe.
Matisyahu
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Where is all that time you promised? The first hand's on the three, where's the second hand, I'm bothered. To see it stroking on her knee.
Ellie Goulding
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razors in the mouth, the shotguns is knee high, some of us rock true some of us rock Levis.
Jadakiss
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I didn't make it a priority, and as a result my knee didn't heal to the extent it should have.
Shawn Johnson
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The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
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I played pretty darn competitive-level hockey. Then the good old knee injury. Obviously, it's a blessing in disguise, but growing up Canadian, that's our religion, that's our football.
Taylor Kitsch
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We all had to learn Southern accents. It wasn't a big research show. With the 'Wounded Knee' project, I locked myself in my apartment with history books so I would know what we're talking about.
Anna Paquin
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