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Leo Rosten Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
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