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Leo Rosten Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
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Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less
Leo Rosten
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Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer
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Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Leo Rosten
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Groucho Marx
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I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
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