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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo Philips
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A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.
Germaine Greer
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries in a thousand years.... The thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Your library is your portrait.
Holbrook Jackson
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Your library is your paradise.
Desiderius Erasmus
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Some men have only one book in them, others a library
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Why by a book when you can join a library.
Ricky Gervais
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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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I go into my library and all history unrolls before me.
Alexander Smith
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And my father always took me to the library. We were both book addicts.
Cornelia Funke
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
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What is more important in a library than anything else - than everything else - is the fact that it exists.
Archibald MacLeish
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If your library is not 'unsafe,' it probably isn't doing its job.
John Berry
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Your library is your portrait.
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Nothing sickens me more than the closed door of a library.
Barbara Tuchman
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