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Life Funny Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
Lawrence G Lovasik
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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I bet you get bullied a lot....
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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