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Lifes Too Short For Fake Butter Cheese And P Quotes & Sayings
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Everything is fake now a days, fake relationships, fake feelings, fake friends, even fake relatives.
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
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The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate.
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Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.
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Why be fake? In the end, the truth comes out and when that happens, you're standing alone.
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Girls with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes and fake purses wonder why they can't find a real man.
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When lifes hard, pray. When lifes great, pray.
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I don't give a damn about anyone not liking me, just don't smile in my face when you see me.
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If someone in your life won't lift a finger to even call you, come to see you or spend time with you, it's time to raise your hand and wave them goodbye because life is too short.
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
Denis Leary
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
Denis Leary
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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
Denis Leary
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Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick
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Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real!
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You swear you know me because you know my name but if you really met me you would know the game, drama never ends haters are all the same they smile to your face and spit on your name.
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I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like!
Amit Verma
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
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