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Lizard Lick Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There's nothing wrong in appreciating yourself and your self worth. In fact it's a good virtue to appreciate your God given potential. Just like the proverbial legendary lizard that fall from the tree top of mahogany tree. It looked around to see if there's anyone that appreciate his bravery. But when there's none, he nodded to itself in appreciation of his bravery and fortitude!!
Kemmy Nola
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Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie
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Never had shit now you rich as you can be, Used to hit Lick's selling bricks in the streets, Now I'm selling hits for ten times the fee.
Slim Thug
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It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee on my paper.
Unknown
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Claim the fame to call myself Bigg, Jigg, and Pac, hit the cigs a lot. Mami, she like to lick the cock, skip the drop (skip it).
Max B
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T-O-O-T-S-I-E-P-O-P yea lick that D.
Dot Dot Curve
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If you dont like me you can lick on my d.
Dot Dot Curve
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Well, if they will not march with Paine, they shall march under him.
James Lick
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Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
William Shakespeare
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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yeah I know I'm from Compton, Cali but I don't lace up. Chucks or rock pink Khakis and skinny jeans ain't quite the lick I probably would wear 'em but my d..k don't fit.
Kendrick Lamar
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Yea, she said I got a man, well baby I don't give a fu... See me I understand, and I ain't trynna spilt you up ! Okay give me your number and later I'm a hit you up. If you sleep I get you up. Ride over and pick you up. If it's clean I'll lick you up!
J Cole
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In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.
Tori Amos
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In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.
Clare Boothe Luce
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I got my first gun, headed for my first lick, my ni... switched it up and he was headed for his first brick, either way that it went, we both was gon'try an get paid, and wasn't no way in hell they was gon'stick me with minimum age.
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The throat and neck are the hot spots for Taurus. Lightly rub the neck, kiss it gently, lick it lightly to make them melt like butter.
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I wanna stroke you up, I wanna lick you down, I wanna give it to you, I wanna make you shout.
Pretty Ricky
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Hillary Andrews, a former Weather Channel anchorwoman, has won a s..ual-harassment claim against Bob Stokes, her male co-anchor, whom she accused of repeatedly asking her about her s.. life and making crude remarks such as 'Will you lick my swizzle stick?'
Seth Meyers
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so where's the weed at? I need to roll a blunt put that shit back , fill it up, don't front, lick it up , stick it, burn it smoke it to the butt, finish that shit and roll another one up.
Kottonmouth Kings
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Ooh Its not even her birthday, her birthday. But I wanna lick the icing off, the icing off.
Chris Brown
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