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Lizard Lick Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I lick shots so they know that I fight. My neighbors call the cops every night (shit).
Jean Grae
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People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
Eric Hoffer
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At last you kissed me, I could die in waves again, and one good lick of quicksand took...
Heather McHugh
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Lick that kitty cat until she purrs meow, beat it up so bad she wanna curse me out.
Trey Songz
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I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team. The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.
Connie Mack
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Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie
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I guess more players lick themselves that are ever licked by an opposing team. The first thing any man has to know is how to handle himself.
Connie Mack
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Now I ain't worried about a thang 'cause I just hit me a lick. I got a fat sack and a super fly chick and uh uh.
Baby Bash
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If I lick that spot then you won't act like that, I miss giving you them back shots girl you remember that.
Chris Brown
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You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
Will Estes
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wrapped in my sweaty balls , that's why I'm flying high you wanna take a lick, trick , taste it good life...
Kottonmouth Kings
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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Get your scale pyrex, and you park em. In the kitchen cooking cookies, this is culinary art. Working for 28 straight, no less than 26. Anything less than that, then you won't hit the lick.
Killa Kyleon
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and g.... juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears- she might lick your face off!
Joel McHale
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Life's a trip. Heard you just turned 17 and finally got some hips. Hustlers on the block go crazy when you lick ya lips but they just want relation they don't want relationship.
Lyfe Jennings
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Baby less all for you to do is let your body be. I'll lick you down and make you feel like you 'bout it 'bout it.
Robin Thicke
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Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have s..? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
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Life has been good to me. It's not like I missed an awful lot. I had a pretty good lick here. Every moment gets a little more important.
Michael Landon
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