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Losing Weight Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When you're dead weight, in the right position, you win. And in reality, you wouldn't see someone my size kicking seven martial arts experts and winning.
Joan Severance
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
Ellen DeGeneres
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The Death of Advertising? I think that's in the book of Revelation. It's the day when people everywhere become satisfied with their weight, their hair, their skin, their wardrobe, and their aroma.
Jef I Richards
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Everybody seized upon a bit of the beast. The Sultan claimed the liver, which, when dried and powdered, is worth twice its weight in gold as medicine.
Isabella Bird
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You know what topic I'm sick of hearing about or being asked about? Weight loss. It's a big story. People care way too much about Lindsay Lohan and how she looks.
Carson Daly
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I was gaining weight very rapidly and read about the idea of restricting carbohydrates as an alternative to going hungry. I had a big appetite, so that was the only thing I would even consider.
Robert Atkins
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I still think Im fat. Right now Im worrying about how Im going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional s..y pregnant day where I think I look great.
Lily Allen
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You can't accept what you've been told Anchored in sin you must reverse your descent declare the weight of the world has yet to claim you and admit that your faults will not restrain you.
Hatebreed
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May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain.
Unknown
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I have to gain weight, I cant be one of those people that never does it. I would go crazy. I like food too much, I like alcohol too much, I like ice cream too much. I could never live like that. It would be so profoundly boring to always be strict with myself.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Right now I'm 185, which is really good for me yet very hard for me to maintain. My weight seems high for the average woman, but I've got big bones and I'm maintaining muscle.
Lisa Leslie
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The record company really pissed me off when they told me to lose weight. I couldn't be bothered with looking a certain way. So I left the business. I don't regret it.
Kim Wilde
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I did put on weight for the last half of the film, but the Ferris wheel scene was shot with a harness on me so that if I fell I wouldn't fall all the way.
Ryan Gosling
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We have the opportunity to provide the first FDA reviewed and approved over-the-counter option that can help people lose weight and make changes to their lifestyle and diet.
Steve Burton
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Pockets gettin too fat, no weight watchers no lipo. Money talks, bullshit walks on a motherfu..ing tight rope.
Lil Wayne
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And when I went to Houston, they had a conditioning coach by the name of Gene Coleman. And that was the first time I had gone to an organization that had a program with a weight room and designed specifically for pitchers.
Nolan Ryan
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I was scared that my weight loss could be something more serious because it wasn't making any sense to me - I really was trying. So I had thyroid tests and all that. I do recognize that I have a problem and I want to be responsible and fix it, and I'm on that path now.
Nicole Richie
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Ask everyone whether they're an actor or a doctor or a teacher or whatever is entitled to his or her opinion. But unfortunately, because actors are in the public eye, whether we want it or not, sometimes our opinions carry more weight or influence than they deserve.
Debra Messing
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You kill it though, that's what the fans shout. Raps heavy weight- ASIAN, Pacquiao! These rappers do the things we already done. Haters could kiss the finger right beside the wedding one.
D Pryde
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Bowed by the weight of centuries he leans upon his hoe and gazes on the ground, the emptiness of ages in his face, and on his back the burden of the world.
Edwin Markham
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