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Low Standards Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Olympia Snowe's vote was hailed as a victory for bipartisanship. So now you only need one Republican to be bipartisan? Those are pretty low standards. That's like saying you're bi-lingual if you say "ola" to the nanny.
Seth Meyers
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern
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Out of the past come the standards for judging the present; standards in turn to be shaped by the practice of present-day dramatists into broader standards for the next generation.
George P Baker
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One of the issues facing us today is that there are countries where there is a serious lack of resources, the standards of living are very low, and this creates a fundamental unease and discomfort in entire populations.
Ralph Merkle
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If a mistake is made the honorable thing to do is to own up to it.' Of course I was talking about Levi owning up to his mistakes. But as I finish this book, I realize it applies equally to myself, and to all of us as we try but fail to live up to the standards we know are right. Our inability and unwillingness to keep the standards don't make the standards any less valuable and good.
Bristol Palin
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We must accept the fact that transport and communications will bring the world in close relations and the youth of the world should have standards and ideals in common.
Juliette G Low
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Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low.
Parris Glendening
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My standards are dropping as quickly as the temperature.
Unknown
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Want to change your life? Start by raising your standards. Sometimes, its as simple as that. Raise your standards.
Unknown
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By many peoples' standards, my playing is very primitive but by punk standards, I'm a virtuoso.
Robert Quine
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If we are to have such a discipline we must have standards, and to get our standards under existing conditions we must have criticism.
Irving Babbitt
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Well, by the standards of a lot of countries, by Latin American standards, it wasn't so bad.
Paul A Volcker
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Furthermore, America suffers not only from a lack of standards, but also not infrequently from a confusion or an inversion of standards.
Irving Babbitt
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Ladies raise your standards and their be more dogs. Raising your standards will make more men get their act together to get what they want.
Unknown
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Acceptance of prevailing standards often means we have no standards of our own.
Jean Toomer
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The standards to get in are very high. We don't want to lower those standards.
Hugh Shelton
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America does not want vulgarity and s..ual exploitation to be our values and we do not want the world to think those are our standards. We want to be a better nation and a better people, with better standards.
Charles W Pickering
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As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.
George W Bush
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If you're going to use standards as criteria for signing musicians, you can sign thousands. If you're going to use some sort of conceptual interpretation that's based on the tradition of those standards, but is trying to move away from it, you're down to about 10 people or so.
Branford Marsalis
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Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
Infantry Journal
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