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Mac Apple Funny Quotes & Sayings
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In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.
J M Synge
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Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache
Hungarian Proverb
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We tell anybody who asks that we think Apple is making a big mistake by not being compatible.
Rob Glaser
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The Apple II was not designed like an ordinary product. It used crazy tricks everywhere.
Andy Hertzfeld
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The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.
Che Guevara
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My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.
Jeremy Bulloch
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Gaylord Perry
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Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it keeps us on our toes.
Bill Gates
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A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
Jason Biggs
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You are the Apple on my iPod.
Unknown
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano
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I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
William Hazlitt
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When we started Apple, we were both in our young 20s. We had no money, we had no business experience
Steve Wozniak
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The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.
Scott Foley
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Believe me, I love Apple...but iTunes shouldn't be the answer. For artists, it should be the scariest thing in the world.
Will I Am
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Im chillin at the top, I got ample time. Bite me...Apple sign, ha.
Nicki Minaj
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And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.
Neil Gaiman
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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
Harry Reasoner
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I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky. I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie.
Kid Cudi
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