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Man Buying Condoms Says Quotes & Sayings
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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I love to gamble, man all different kinds of ways...As far as wagering on sports, I've got some friends, we make some friendly bets and sit around. As we [say], we're buying a ticket to the game because we're watching every single play. And then you win, and you get to walk around for days and say, 'I knew it.' And if you lose, you get to walk around and say, 'Yeah, but you cheated.' But basically it's friendly wagers, and I go to Vegas here and there.
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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I'm always buying gadgets, especially at airports.
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Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.
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Buying is a profound pleasure.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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I was buying Bob Dylan mainly, everything I could get hold of by him.
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Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours?
Roy H Williams
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Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Robert G Allen
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When buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company?
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I'm living my life, not buying a lifestyle.
Barbara Kruger
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