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Man Buying Condoms Says Quotes & Sayings
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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Condoms & Hearts...When either one breaks, shit gets ugly.
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I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here lies the problem.
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Condoms should change colors when they come in contact with STD'S...
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
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I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun though, I just get the rush of it.
Dom Kennedy
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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