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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Mitch Hedberg
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Mitch Hedberg
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
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It's time Congress got its priorities straight.
Mitch McConnell
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch Hedberg
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Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg
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It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg
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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Mitch Hedberg
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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
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Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.
Mitch McConnell
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If the administration wants cooperation, it will have to begin to move in our direction.
Mitch McConnell
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It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.
Mitch McConnell
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No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
Mitch Kapor
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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