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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
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Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.
Meg Tilly
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I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen.
Robin Tunney
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What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk.
Brody Jenner
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I absolutely believe in marriage. In saying that I realise I am contradicting everything I've said before. Yes, I want to get married and have children.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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I came to the conclusion that the very best thing for Rosie, from the time she was 2 weeks old, was for us to get married.
Robert Blake
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I'm also married for the first time, and I have two kids. So there's some kind of good karma right now.
Lindsey Buckingham
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Money on my mind, that's all I think of. Married to the game never taking my ring off.
Lil Wayne
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If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be with me.
Anna Nicole Smith
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I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself.
Miranda Hobbes
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Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.
Richard Ford
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I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow.
Sharon Gless
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Was married once. It made me younger. But divorce took 20 yrs off my life.
Romany Malco
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I have no plans to get married. Ever. Theres something romantic about being someones girlfriend forever. I like the state that Im in.
Shakira
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But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24.
Rachael Leigh Cook
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The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
Cyril Connolly
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I married somebody who is very secure. He's been in my corner from the time we met, and we grew in this together.
Susan Lucci
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You should feel lucky we didn't get married or I'd be getting half of everything.
Unknown
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I'm getting to the point where I'm ready to settle down with someone. I'm not saying get married or even fall 'in love' I just want something real.
Unknown
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