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Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.
Unknown
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
Unknown
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sinatra
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Homos..uals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours.
Basil White
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
Nigella Lawson
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.
Caroline Dhavernas
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen Rowland
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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