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Meal Plannin Quotes & Sayings
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Nobody's ever asked me to pay for a meal before I've eaten it, I've never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night.
Wentworth Miller
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Sheena Easton
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I love cooking. My signature dish? I make a pasta sauce from scratch that my husband loves. I add jalape�o peppers to give it a kick. You have to watch a man sweat when he eats a meal you make. It's important!
Sarah Wayne Callies
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Just as the only reservoir for the typhus virus in nature is provided by man, so the only vector of infection is the louse. The bite of the louse is not virulent immediately after the infecting meal. It becomes so only towards the 7th day following infection.
Charles Jules Henry Nicole
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A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Unknown
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Room service, baby I could use a meal, room service, you do what you feel.
KISS
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The average airplane is 16 years old, and so is the average airplane meal.
Joan Rivers
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Philosophy claims to be true but is utterly deceitful, like a fisherman who captures his unwitting prey by concealing a deadly hook within a tasty morsel of food. The fish thinks it's getting a meal but becomes one instead. Similarly, those who embrace a human philosophy about God or man might think they're getting truth, but instead they get empty deception, which can lead to eternal damnation.
John Macarthur
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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
Erick S Gray
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Unknown
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Music's been around a long time, and there's going to be music long after Ray Charles is dead. I just want to make my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the frosting on the cake, but music's the main meal.
Ray Charles
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Happy mothers day to all the beautiful mothers working hard just to put a warm meal on the table & taking care of their family, much love.
Unknown
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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Im slammin *****s like shaquille, shit is real, when its time to eat a meal, I rob and steal, cuz mom dukes aint giving me shit, so for the bread and butter I leave *****s in the gutter, Uh, word to mutha, I'm dangerous, crazier than a bag of fu..ing angel dust, when I buss my gat, motherfu..as take dirty naps, I'm all that and a dime sack, Where the paper at??
Biggie Smalls
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I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. There are few sights that appeal to me more than the streaks of lean and fat in a good side of bacon, or the lovely round of pinkish meat framed in delicate white fat that is Canadian bacon. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.
James Beard
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.
Peter Griffin
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Tamed as it may be, s..uality remains one of the demonic forces in human consciousness -- pushing us at intervals close to taboo and dangerous desires, which range from the impulse to commit sudden arbitrary violence upon another person to the voluptuous yearning for the extinction of one's consciousness, for death itself. Even on the level of simple physical sensation and mood, making love surely resembles having an epileptic fit at least as much as, if not more than, it does eating a meal or conversing with someone.
Susan Sontag
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
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