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Mitch Miller Quotes & Sayings
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg
5 Likes
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
2 Likes
No, my family is Russian, Georgian, via Ellis Island.
Mitch Kapor
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More young people believe they'll see a U.F.O. than that they'll see their own Social Security benefits.
Mitch McConnell
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2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
Mitch Hedberg
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.
Mitch McConnell
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Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg
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If the administration wants cooperation, it will have to begin to move in our direction.
Mitch McConnell
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I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
Mitch Hedberg
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg
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Hendrix rehearsed different drummers, before we met Mitch Mitchell.
Noel Redding
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
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You have to be strong enough to say if the culture doesn't work, don't buy it.
Mitch Albom
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
24 Likes
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Americans don't think we should be raising taxes on anybody, especially in the middle of a recession.
Mitch McConnell
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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Mitch Hedberg
11 Likes
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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