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Murder Joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Now make that iron cocked and then that show stop cause its murder murder murder murder the 1 8 7 cause I dont give a shh shh but they dont hear me though.
C Murder
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Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.
Oliver Stone
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To murder character is as truly a crime as to murder the body: the tongue of the slanderer is brother to the dagger of the assassin
Tryon Edwards
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men
Leonardo Da Vinci
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Better murder an infant in its cradle than nurse an unacted desire.
William Blake
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Every unpunished murder takes away something from the security of every man's life
Daniel Webster
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Murder is not the crime of criminals, but that of law-abiding citizens.
Emmanuel Teney
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I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.
Zoidberg
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One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedlly, as in life.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Eagle murder fly, murder cry, nerd ah die. Skin look like when burger fry.
Aidonia
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Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession
W H Auden
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Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner
Oscar Wilde
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Murder is terribly exhausting.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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Hatchet murders were the house speciality of the Journal, whose front page was a virtual abattoir of murder most foul.
Lee Israel
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