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Murder Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
Jim Morrison
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Murder will out, this my conclusion
Geoffrey Chaucer
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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One to destroy, is murder by the law; and gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe; to murder thousands, takes a specious name, 'War's glorious art', and gives immortal fame.
Edward Young
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Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.
Foghorn Leghorn
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden
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Im from the murder capital, where they murder for capital. Heard about at least 3 killings this afternoon. Lookin at the news like damn I was just with him after school.
Kanye West
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War is murder. And the military preparations now being made for a potential major confrontation are aimed at collective murder. In a nuclear age the victims would be numbered by the millions. This naked truth must be faced.
Alva Myrdal
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The truth of the matter is, you lose a parent to murder when you're 10 years old, and in fact at the time of the murder you hate your lost parent, my mother in my case
James Ellroy
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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo Philips
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Murder is born of love, and love attains the greatest intensity in murder.
Octave Mirbeau
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
Jose Reyes
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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