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New Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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If Facebook starts showing how many times we've looked at someone's page, We're all screwed!
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I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.'
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Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
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OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night.
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That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.
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The best relationships aren't shown on Facebook. In fact, if your relationship status is on Facebook, y'all are probably destined to fail.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today?
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Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?!
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
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