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No Smoking No Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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Mama was smoking so that crack shit wasn't for me. Coke ain't what it's cracked up to be. Rap ain't what's it's cracked up to be.
Stack Bundles
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I'm higher than the prices of petrol. Higher than the balloon that you let go. Cause I'm smoking that loud in a middle of a crowd and the loud is really louder than techno.
Ludacris
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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.
Jon Stewart
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Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn'
Sarah Bernhardt
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If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?
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In American Airlines lounge amazed by how much alcohol people are drinking at 10am! The coffee's free too!! Well, it is 'AA' after all...
Jennifer Carpenter
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To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.
Alcaeus
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness
Bertrand Russell
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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Having a dry mouth can quickly cause bad breath. Help avoid that by staying hydrated & drinking plenty of water!
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Lord Byron
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
Unknown
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My parents always knew I was hopeless at everything else, I was fortunate in that I was backed all the way. I came to it late and only because I thought there'd be loads of women and drinking!
Christopher Eccleston
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Then trust me there's nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e'en the valiant more brave.
Charles Dibdin
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Cause it be raining and complaining you. Got that water made for drinking up. Baby if I drown tonight it's all worth it for you. I don't need no rescue.
Pleasure P
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Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
Lee Marvin
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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Of course, I also gave him the ineffable pleasures of pipe smoking. And no children, because when this character was created I did not yet have the four children I later had. I must add I also gave him a certain taste for food.
Georges Simenon
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Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
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