TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Not Existingot Existing Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Not Existingot Existing Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Jokes
Stupidity
Laughter
Jokes
Negative Friendship
Humor
Government
Funny
Irish
Free Speech
Censorship
Progress
Laughter
Philosophy
Religion
Enemies
Belief
Anti War
God
Show more
Bad Girl
Dancing
Truth
Being Depressed
Curiosity
Live For The Moment
Appreciate Life
Living
Efficiency
Advice
Living
Existence
Live For Today
Chance
Experience
Limits
Difficulties
Life
Imperfection
Facebook
Commitment
Sarcastic
Vanity
Women
Internet
Realization
Embarrassment
Fear
Reading
QUOTES
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
I've seen a lot of patriots and they all died just like anybody else if it hurt bad enough and once they were dead their patriotism was only good for legends; it was bad for their prose and made them write bad poetry. If you are going to be a great patriot i.e. loyal to any existing order of government (not one who wishes to destroy the existing for something better) you want to be killed early if your life and works won't stink.
Ernest Hemingway
27 Likes
Government quotes
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
3 Likes
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
2 Likes
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
26 Likes
Funny quotes
Irish quotes
Sponsored Links
My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
0 Likes
All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
George Bernard Shaw
39 Likes
Free Speech quotes
Censorship quotes
Progress quotes
Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
2 Likes
Laughter quotes
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
206 Likes
Jokes quotes
I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
11 Likes
Sponsored Links
Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
6 Likes
I was merely existing before I met you...
Unknown
2 Likes
Are You Living or Just Existing?
Tyler Perry
35 Likes
To be beyond any existing classification has always pleased me.
Boyd Rice
0 Likes
You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.
Hattie McDaniel
9 Likes
Sponsored Links
The secret to discovery is to never believe existing facts.
Bryant H McGill
0 Likes
Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.
Democritus
1 Likes
It's better to take over and build upon an existing business than to start a new one.
Harold S Geneen
0 Likes
Leave no authority existing not responsible to the people.
Thomas Jefferson
0 Likes
Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible.
Dario Fo
2 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 28
Being Wrong
Being You
Being Young
Character
Freedom
Heart
Humility
Nature
Negative Life
Overcome
Self Awareness
Self Belief
Self Centered
Self Confidence
Tact
True
Trust
Understanding
Virtue
Work
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™