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Nurses Funny Quotes & Sayings
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For too long nurses have been undervalued, restricted in what they could do, with too few career opportunities in clinical practice. For far too long, nurses have endured a pay system that has held them back - both professionally as well as financially.
John Hutton
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Let's celebrate Nurses Week by getting high on stolen painkillers.
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Happy Nurses Week to someone who has seen more pe..ses than a prostitute.
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Great physicians and nurses, skilled, caring and unparalleled in their training, intervened in my life and probably saved it. I was lucky but other Americans are not. It is time to speak again and stand again for the ideal that in the richest nation ever on this planet, it is wrong for 41 million Americans, most of them in working families, to worry at night and wake up in the morning without the basic protection of health insurance.
Senator John Kerry
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Great physicians and nurses, skilled, caring and unparalleled in their training, intervened in my life and probably saved it. I was lucky but other Americans are not. It is time to speak again and stand again for the ideal that in the richest nation ever on this planet, it is wrong for 41 million Americans, most of them in working families, to worry at night and wake up in the morning without the basic protection of health insurance.
Senator John Kerry
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Great physicians and nurses, skilled, caring and unparalleled in their training, intervened in my life and probably saved it. I was lucky but other Americans are not. It is time to speak again and stand again for the ideal that in the richest nation ever on this planet, it is wrong for 41 million Americans, most of them in working families, to worry at night and wake up in the morning without the basic protection of health insurance.
Senator John Kerry
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Nurses are angels in comfortable sho...
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To do what nobody else will do, a way that nobody else can do, in spite of all we go through; is to be a nurse.
Rawsi Williams
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Nurses are the heart of healthcare.
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It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.
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My sister is a nurse and saves people's lives.
Nicholas Lea
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I was a weirdo to want to be in show business. Most kids wanted to be teachers or nurses.
Nell Carter
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Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse.
Elizabeth Kenny
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It is the nurse that the child first hears, and her words that he will first attempt to imitate.
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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They were a group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.
James A Michener
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Our job as nurses is to cushion the sorrow and celebrate the joy, everyday, while we are 'just doing our jobs.'
Christine Belle
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Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon.
Dag Hammarskjold
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We are in the entertainment business and we all know if you are top of the tree you get the big money. Those of us who have been in it are the fortunate ones but we understand that we probably don't deserve it as much as the nurses or teachers.
Gary Lineker
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