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Onion Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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If the cops are coming, get the hopping, running. Quick & drop that onion, ain't no stopping young'n.
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The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore.
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The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.
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That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!
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The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of the indifference that my police department showed to the surviving officer.
Joseph Wambaugh
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Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep
Carl Sandburg
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
James Huneker
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
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Life is like an onion; you peel one layer off at a time and sometimes you weep.
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.
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If you spent one day in a cooking school, you would most definitely see that I do not chop an onion correctly,but I get my jobs done fast. I'm not a chef. I don't cook like a chef.
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan Rivers
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The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions.
James Beard
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It's toughest to forgive ourselves. So it's probably best to start with other people. It's almost like peeling an onion. Layer by layer, forgiving others, you really do get to the point where you can forgive yourself.
Patty Duke
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It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes.
Billy West
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