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Police Chief Wiggum Quotes & Sayings
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The cops play my song 'Locked Up' in their cars when they pick kids up and are taking them to jail. The police told me that the song is the police department's anthem. It doesn't get realer than that.
Akon
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When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe.
Mary Frances Berry
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Me fail english? That's unpossible.
Ralph Wiggum
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My knob tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph Wiggum
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I caught a white apple.
Ralph Wiggum
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Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.
Ralph Wiggum
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When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Ralph Wiggum
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On the one hand, the guns were there to help capture the imagination of the people. But more important, since we knew that you couldn't observe the police without guns, we took our guns with us to let the police know that we have an equalizer.
Bobby Seale
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Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
Ralph Wiggum
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I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.
Ralph Wiggum
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Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.
Ralph Wiggum
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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
Ralph Wiggum
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That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
Ralph Wiggum
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Fireworks make my ears yell!
Ralph Wiggum
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Police in California arrested a man who tried to smuggle songbirds into the US by strapping more than a dozen birds to his legs and trying to walk out of the Los Angeles Airport. Police became suspicious when they noticed the man was twittering without a blackberry.
Seth Meyers
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The police belongs to the people and the people belong to the police.
Todor Zhivkov
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Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
Ralph Wiggum
9 Likes
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
Ralph Wiggum
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The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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