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Police Officer Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Unknown
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
Unknown
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The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of the indifference that my police department showed to the surviving officer.
Joseph Wambaugh
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
Ian Dury
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
Unknown
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There is no reason for anyone in this country, anyone except a police officer or a military person, to buy, to own, to have, to use a handgun... and the only way to do that is to change the Constitution.
Michael Gartner
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
Arok'zMarisa
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The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Unknown
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E Joseph Cossman
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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
Unknown
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It's your 21'st birthday, now you can do all the things you were already doing, but weren't supposed to be.
Unknown
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
Unknown
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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