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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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He's/She's your ex for a REASON. Don't go after them. If its meant to be, it'll be. Leave your relationship status in Gods hands.
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A bi...
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Randomly staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
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So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time...
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What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.
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The energy today is about furthering your love life & giving into temptation. Regardless of your status, this is certainly advantageous.
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Just a heads up that we aren't going into that war you heard about in between twerking videos.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
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