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Promise Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Promise Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I promised Id fight every single day on behalf of the American people. I've kept that promise.
Barack Obama
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I define a brand as a promise for the future based on past performance.
Unknown
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But there is a need to explore ways we can preserve the promise of Social Security for future generations.
Sue Kelly
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Dear future wife, wherever you are, I promise to love you unconditionally, to never cheat, and to treat you like the princess you are.
Unknown
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Dear future wife, wherever you are, I promise to love you unconditionally, to never cheat, and to treat you like the princess you are.
Unknown
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When you weak, I'll make you strong, here's where you belong. I ain't perfect, but I promise I won't do you wrong.
P Diddy
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My obligation as president, and what I promise the country, is that the courts will be able to do their job free of all pressure.
Ricardo Lagos
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Commitment is the enemy of resistance, for it is the serious promise to press on, to get up, no matter how many times you are knocked down.
David McNally
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Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.
Ruth Ann Minner
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No human should mislead another by promising them something they know to be untrue.
Santosh Kalwar
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God wants to father all of us until we're dead sure of his approval, his guiding power and his promise of heaven.
Bill Hybels
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I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
Spiro T Agnew
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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
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I am ready for love. Would you please lend me your ear? I promise I won't complain. I just need you to acknowledge I am here.
India Arie
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I believe in us, don't give up on me, boy I know that you're hurting.. I'm sorry for the pain, I promise I'll change...Forgive me baby.
Unknown
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God is so good, I promise he is slowly removing all the negative people and things out my life.
Unknown
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Essentially this promise before curse, this superiority of God's love in Christ, must come from the Bible.
Walter Lang
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I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.
Cameron Diaz
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
Unknown
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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