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Promise Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Success is full of promise till one gets it, and then it seems like a nest from which the bird has flown.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.
Delia Smith
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An angel's smile is what you sell. You promise me heaven, then put me through hell.
Jon Bon Jovi
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
Stuart Chase
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Hard times only make us closer. To play the fool I'm not. We gone to far to stop cause I promise that it would be over.
Letoya Luckett
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A rose must remain with the sun and the rain or its lovely promise won't come true.
Ray Evans
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Nothing is as easy to make as a promise this winter to do something next summer; this is how commencement speakers are caught.
Sydney J Harris
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I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
Anton Chekhov
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Your eyes are echoing Perfidia. Forgetful of the promise of love. You're sharing another's charms.
Mambo All Stars
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I cant promise that every person I pray for is going to be healed. Im not at that place yet. But I can ensure that theyre going to be loved.
Bill Johnson
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The people ask much, often more than any government can give. We must resist the temptation to promise solutions to all problems.
Jane Byrne
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The most he would do was to promise that the gates of hell should not prevail against it. It is about all that, looking back on the history of the Church, one can feel that they have not done.
Charles Williams
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Had it not been for the Atlantic Ocean and the virgin wilderness, the United States would never have been the Land of Promise.
Herbert Croly
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We promised new benefits to seniors like preventive screening and diabetes testing. We kept that promise.
Mike Rogers
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The promise of a flower lives within every seed, & within each of us lies the ability to lead an extraordinary life.
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There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
Wernher Von Braun
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The first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise... and cultivate the delightfully vague.
John C Crosby
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We cannot cede to other nations the technology that will power new jobs and new industries...we must claim its promise.
Barack Obama
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