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Purple Monkey Quotes & Sayings
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Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.
Hank Hill
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When a monkey nibbles on a pe..s, it's funny in any language. -Alan
The Hangover 2
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I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.
Prince Charles
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Bulletproof vest purple jeans lookin fru-tay.
Lil B
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He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
Rudyard Kipling
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Everyone is beautiful, like a purple sky. Break boundaries, be yourself and make a change.
Unknown
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My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Alicia Silverstone
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I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
William Congreve
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I'm a flea bit peanut monkey, all my friends are junkies.
The Rolling Stones
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jean Claude Duvalier
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I'm not afraid to wear bright colors. Blue and purple are my favorites.
Joe Jonas
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When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.
Kylie Bax
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Bill Watterson
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
Mark Twain
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H L Mencken
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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They say love is in the air so I hold my breath til my face turns purple.
Lil Wayne
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