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Ricky Gervais When You Die Quotes & Sayings
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We make television for a British audience and it's still amazing to me that most countries in the world have my fat face beamed into homes once a week.
Ricky Gervais
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We picked on something people identified with...a decent job at work, a relationship, a boss who needs to be loved and who is going through a mid-life crisis.
Ricky Gervais
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie because, as she explains, it's a surefire way to finally win an Oscar.
Ricky Gervais
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There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais
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There's a story going round that I injected my pet dog with botox. I didn't. I haven't got a dog. I would never do anything to hurt or enhance the unconditional natural beauty of an animal. It was a joke.
Ricky Gervais
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Oscars isn't about comedy. It's about a bunch of people turning up to see if they have won an award. It's a historic, stuffy thing and I would want to have fun with it and I don't think they would want me to do that. I wouldn't be allowed to do what I wanted and it would be no fun for me reading from an autocue. I'd want to do it my way.
Ricky Gervais
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I don't know. I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners. 'The Sunshine Boys' is one of my favorite films And maybe a bit of liberation, knowing that if I said it in American people would know what I meant. So I was trying on my language skills.
Ricky Gervais
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You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'
Ricky Gervais
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
Ricky Gervais
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I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
Ricky Gervais
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Girl you know pleasure can't stand to see you crying. So I'm gonna love you or die trying.
Pretty Ricky
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From the day we're born until the day we die, we progress on a path of learning.
Ricky Martin
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At 7 oclock in the morning, theres a party going on! My mother told me, Ricky youre never going to sleep ever again in your life, now because theyre babies and when their teenagers because they dont come back home! So, its getting used to the idea of not being able to sleep.
Ricky Martin
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Oh does anybody wanna come home wit Pretty Ricky tonight?
Pretty Ricky
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I cannot hide from your disease. The more you die the more I breathe. I won't go blind for your lies I will not die, you will die.
Dope
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A nation that cannot preserve itself ought to die, and it will die - die in the grasp of the evils it is too feeble to overthrow
Morris Sheppard
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Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die? I don't wanna die.
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Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!
Luigi Pirandello
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