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Santa Claus Gift Me Quotes & Sayings
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
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Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know...
Bobby Ray
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Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pi.p. bi... better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfu..er!
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
Alfred E Smith
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Unknown
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Henry Louis Mencken
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
John Andrew Holmes
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
Steve Israel
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May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very Happy & Joyous Christmas.
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Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you.
Taylor Gang
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Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.
Jim Cantalupo
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